THE SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT FOR MARRIED MEN WHEN USING ESCORT SERVICE. 4.

velociraptor · · 7 · 1

Be careful with scents and perfumes

You wouldn’t think that after the rendezvous the escort’s perfume will be absorbed in your clothes. But not only the smell of the perfume can be felt on your shirt, but there will be lipstick prints hidden on you. When your wife washes your clothes, they will smell of the scent of the escort’s perfume and you’ll be caught. Explain it if you can! If you meet an escort you should have a spare shirt or t-shirt, and when you get home, as quickly as possible, start a washing. Another important thing: don’t spray yourself full of perfume when you’re opening the door of your home. Maybe it will keep down the escort’s scent, but it’s rather suspicious ... Think it over, who is it who uses perfume when he gets home? As I said, it is best not to go home after the rendezvous, but before you do a detour to vent yourself and eat a hamburger at a stinking buffet, after which you will smell like of chips and mustard.

If the shirt has also been mentioned, it must also take into account the fact that people keep losing their hair leaving it around themselves. Your wife, whose hair is black or brown, will immediately get suspicious if she finds long blond hair everywhere in your clothes. If you give the escort girl a lift, driving around in the city to get to know her, it is possible that your car also will be full of her hair. It might be useful to vacuum clean the seats, especially if sometimes your wife uses the car too.



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3 comments

Carlos
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Okay Terrance, I hope there is no fury.:) It was a joke only. I just wanted to be funny. :) Actually, I make the coffe and take it to my wife to the bed every morning. :P


Carlos
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Or just watch for everything then no need to buy new or wash the old one.


Terrance123
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That's why it's good to do your own laundry. ;)


scumbag · I am a scumbag · Terrance123
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Yes maybe, but are you sure in that is good idea to wash more times a week in a year because of some "lovers tryst". Then instead you better to buy a new shirt on every case of drabbing. :P


Terrance123 · Terrance123
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I always wash on the weekend so it just takes planning and helping regularly


Carlos · Terrance123
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And where is your wife while you wash your clothes? In a pub with her buddies? :D


Terrance123 · Terrance123
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You seem to live a completely other lifestyle. We never go to pubs. My wife is sleeping or eating breakfast when I do the laundry in the morning.