Rapist by default

I just want to remind everybody about our new fabolous law in effect from July 1st.
Now we men are not only committing a crime by purchasing sexual services. Our amazing politicians also have made us all men rapists by default when having any kind of sex with a woman.
From now on all sexual acts need explicit approval from the woman. Of course approval is common sense, as allways. But now there is a distinction with the word "explicit", meaning the man have to be able to prove the approval. If not, the man will be defined as a rapist.
The explicit approval also have to exist when the type of act is changed, ie moving from missionary to doggy needs a new explicit approval. Not sure though what the definition of "changed act" is when a man change his pounding pace or what the defenition is when he pulls out for a short time and then penetrate again or if he starts to nibble on the girls earlobe while pounding or......changes of breathing and other things that might happen when he becomes excited (ironizing with a touch of seriousness about the stupidity here).
Anyhow, Boys be careful and remember to make sure you have explicit consent for all types of acts.
Girls, if you start getting new types of weird questions during your meetings, this law may be the reason.
And horray for all our reality based politicians.